Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Things you won't hear at at a frat party

1.This beer is delicious.
2. That girl is not wearing enough clothes.
3. This is a roofie-free zone
4. This girl is passed out, she can not stay here.
5. This party is lacking males.
6. The police are here. Everyone stay put while we hear their complaints.
7. This vintage Port is delightful.
8. Keg stands are not allowed.
9. Yes, our bathroom is in full working condition.
10. Someone fully pronouncing the word, brother.

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