ENERGY RAZORS

I've noticed that these days, every time I turn on my TV, radio, newspaper, and sink I get another ad for energy drinks. Each drink is both smaller and longer lasting than the one before. It started as Red Bull in its large can, than it was down to those smaller cans. Now it is down to a thimble that will keep you awake for 3 days. I noticed that this is similar too the razor blade conundrum. You see, one blade will do the job fine, but we are currently on 5 blades along with one in the back, and a flavor strip on the front. Now every razor company is competing to cut off your face. Now energy drink companies are looking to give you the most shakes and heart attack per ounce.