There is a crack between the refrigerator and counter in my kitchen. It is about an inch wide and about 3 feet deep. The crack and I had never been close friends, but we had never been enemies. I had lost a sponge in there once, but it was kind of old and ready to go up to sponge heaven anyway.
Today the crack and I have become enemies. It started when I was making some bagels for lunch. I put them in the toaster and the first two came out just fine. I put in two more because they were small and this is where the problem started. I got the first half of the bagel out alright, but when I tried to free the 2nd half of its metal cage, it immediately flew up out of the toaster and right into the crack. If this was on TV it would have been in slow motion with me giving a NOOOOOOOOOOOOO that would have put Darth Vader to shame. The crack ate my bagel and I hope it is happy.
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