The biggest game of the year

So there was some game on tonight and it was really fun and great and whatever. The real star of the night though was Bruce Springsteen, or more accurately Bruce Springsteen's junk. When Bruce did his trademark slide he went a bit to far and the "Boss's" balls went straight into the camera and straight into the homes of the millions watching around the world. Bruce was so close that he managed to impregnate every woman watching regardless of age....which will lead to this