So while searching for horrible softcore porn on late night HBO I stumbled upon and old Van Damme movie called Kickboxer. The movie was awful yet hilarious. One scene involved JCVD doing drunken splits and punching some Asian guy in the nuts. Classic. Today I was flipping through the hungry hungry HiBOs and found some movie called The Quest that once again featured JCVD punching an Asian guy repeatedly.
In fact every JCVD revolves around him learning some martial art in some southeast asian country and then using that new found martial art knowledge to beat up one of the local inhabitants. In Bloodsport he learns what I think is kickboxing in order to beat up some guy in Hong Kong. In Kickboxer he learns Muay Thai(not the drink) and beats up a guy in Thailand. In Street Fighter:The Movie he learns the sonic boom and kills Raul Julia.
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