False advertising

You rock, Friends 4ever, I Luv You. These are just of the positive messages found on the insidious menace to society known as the Valentine's Candy Hearts. No other candy lulls you into a false sense of hope and delivers something that tastes like the mints you find in restaurants crossed with chalk. These candies should really come with warnings on them like Fuck You, Bite Me, or Hazardous 2 UR health.