Ryan Vaughan found dead in bathroom

This morning Ryan Vaughan was found dead in his bathroom. Sources say he died in a horrible hair trimming accident. The razor that Vaughan had used and abused for so many years finally turned against him. Sources close to Vaughan say he was trying to give himself a Fu Manchu when the razor went crazy and shot him. The razor blade then turned the gun on itself and committed suicide. A Gillete spokesman said that it was a dark day for the company and sent condolences to the Vaughan family. We spoke to the Vaughan family today and the only statement they had was "we're only using electric from now on."