Friends with benefits

I'd like a friend that came with benefits, like a dental plan. That way you could fill a cavity and get a cavity filled at the same time.

White People Sports

I saw some white kids in a big circle today opassing something around. Thy were either playing a big game of hacky sack or a small game of frisbee.

Greetings

Picture this, you are walking and you see someone you know. You say hi, they say hi, you both go on your merry way.

Unfortunately, it does not always go that smoothly. Sometimes you are about to say hi, but then the other person busts out with a "how are you"? Now what do you do? You already have that hi loaded up so you have to retract that, then you have to say how you are. The problem is that we are both busy people and we are both going some where. Do you just tell him how you are and walk on by, do you stop in your tracks and ask, or do you keep going and yell the same question back.

I never thought greetings would turn into some sort of prisoner's dilemma.

Ryan Vaughan found dead in bathroom

This morning Ryan Vaughan was found dead in his bathroom. Sources say he died in a horrible hair trimming accident. The razor that Vaughan had used and abused for so many years finally turned against him. Sources close to Vaughan say he was trying to give himself a Fu Manchu when the razor went crazy and shot him. The razor blade then turned the gun on itself and committed suicide. A Gillete spokesman said that it was a dark day for the company and sent condolences to the Vaughan family. We spoke to the Vaughan family today and the only statement they had was "we're only using electric from now on."