Aww, it's just a grammy

My friend was showing me the list of grammy nominees. At first it seemed ok. Jethro Tull wasn't nominated in any Metal categories, clearing the way for another Metallica victory. Unfortunately Coldplay was nominated for a dozen awards. Coldplay makes U2 look avant garde and makes Billy Corgan look masculine. To quote "The 40 Year Old Virgin"..."You know how I know you're gay? You listen to Coldplay."