So I was at a friend's social function today and I saw an old intimate relation. Things ended rather poorly so we spent the party awkwardly looking away from each other. I figured there must be some better options to the awkward look-away head jerk.
1. The High Five- if they don't put their hand up, their face is a good alternate target.
2.Projectile Vomit- succinctly expresses your opinion of the person and is good way to clear the room in a hurry.
3. Pretending to be a long-lost twin- requires great acting skills or the other person to be really really gullible.
4.Book it.- nothing says how are you like running in the opposite direction.
5. Conversation- the hardest option by far. Try not to reveal just how bitter you are. Avoid phrases like "how is life as a stupid bitch?", "what is it like to live on whore island?" and "I see your VD isn't fatal. How unfortunate."
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