Rave Jacket

I was walking to class today when I saw the ugliest,most mesmerizing piece of clothing that I have ever seen. It was a coat that had tons of neon colors swirling around the whole damn thing. The pattern continued on to the colorblind college student's head so it looked like a rave party was engulfing him. When I came closer to him I could of swore I heard a driving drum beat and the sound of idiots who did way too much E.