In honor of squeezing out blood from the stone, I'll be doing a mini roast of our class. Just remember I love everyone of you guys...or at least the people that will be reading this(aka nobody)
So without further ado, Ladies, Gentlemen, Evelyn(get it, she looks manly, but has breasts! yucks all around).
Charles Ahn- Get a watch *sound investment advice!*
Jackie Atlas- I "shrugged" at your comedy *objectivism for the masses!*
Shane Gallagher-the goal is to make the audience laugh, not vomit *pukes*
Aaron Gold- to paraphrase a famous quote: If someone says there oughta be a show, there probably shouldn't. * this quote premieres on Fox in the fall!*
Lerche- I'd make a joke, but it would be easier than you! *get it, she is a woman of loose morals!*
Eric Levine- your failure at understanding references is funnier than the reference *small balls in Texas!*
Mike "Clutch" Mcelligott- White Boy can not rhyme. I would rather watch a mime, or commit a crime, or drink tequila with no lime. *Shades of Vanilla Ice!*
Abi Mizrahi- If you didn't snap your hand, no one would know when the comedy began! I looked at your facebook and was suprised that "beating a dead horse" was not under your activies! *funny because it's true!*
Kelly O'Conner- are you in our class? *no show!*
Ben O'Donnell- should have talked about the mechanical hands putting saltines in your girl's vag. *can't engineer jokes!*
Brian Pinto- sweet reverse B-ro! *I loved playing the reverse card in Uno!*
Joe Rogan- ahh the koi fish tattoo . For people that don't like tribal armbands, but still want to express their unoriginality. *please don't beat me up!*
Evelyn Townsend- Writing a sarcastic reply to a woman aren't funny remark, proves that you are sarcastic....but not funny. *joke about your appearance!*
Dave Zucker- you may out of the stand-up competition, but your still in front in the most likely to be a pedophile competition in the class. *Multiple Winners!*
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