Little League

When I was younger I played little league baseball. I played in the YMCA league since every kid was guaranteed to play for half the game. I was really terrible. I always played outfield because that is where they sent the kids that could not catch to save their life. I was also a terrible batter. I was so bad that I batted last, right behind the kid with one arm. It wasn't even a pity thing for the kid with the single arm. He was a legitimately better hitter than I was. He could have ad no arms and batted with his feet or mouth and he would have been a better hitter than me.