Thursday, January 29, 2009

Basketballs

A few ways to know you root for a poor basketball team:

1. More than 2 white guys on the court at the same time and neither of their names end in an -ic.

2. Your team is named after something to do with weather.

Speaking of that St.John's woman's team is named the Lady Red Storm. Since when does a weather condition have a gender. I have yet to see a lightning bolt with a dick or vagina. Before they were the Lady Red Storm were they the Lady Red Men? Was their mascot a hermaphroditic Indian?

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